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Forever Broken
by lhsp


I was once broken,
Like an old toy that could never be fixed.
For I was destroyed.
My whole life was nothing but a pile of shattered glass,
Worthless.
Until I found you,
For your love put me back together.
You were my world,
My everything.
I loved you,
For I had found the one with the power to mend my broken heart.
At least thats what I thought till you let go.
I then realized I cannot be loved,
For if you will not love me and want me,
No one will.
Therefore I am,
Forever broken.

puisi

If I, Should I?
by williambrown


If i climb starways to heaven, will I miss out the stars?
If I just lay right here, who's to stop the cars?
If I meet with your skin, who will see my scars?
Is this really my cage, when I can see no bars?


Should I take the first step, or should I sit and wait?
Should I turn towards, or quicken up my gait?
Should I question why, or accept it as my fate?
Is the time now right, or is it far too late?

belajar bahasa inggris

Greeting and introduction
Menyapa dan perkenalan
Name =nama
Fist name = nama depan
Sur name = nama panjang
Nick name = nama pangilan
Age = umur
Introduce =memperkenalkan
Meet = bertemu
Go = pergi
Nice = senang
Pleased =senang
Fine = baik
Bye = selamat tinggal
See you = sampai jumpa
Neigboar = tetengga
Know = sekarang
Market = pasar
Morning = pagi
Afternoon = siang
Evening = malam

Introduction
A.name
What is your name ?
My name is angus
B.age
How old are you ?
I am twelve years old
C.addres
Where do you live ?
I live in Jakarta
D.phone number
What is your phone number ?
My phone number is 021-99457530
To be
+am
-am not

+are you they
-are not we nama lebih dari 1

+is he it
-is not she nama 1 orang


The English alphabets

A = ei B = bi C = si D = di E = I F = ef G = ji H = eic I =ai

J = jei K = kei L = el M = em N = en O = ow P = pi Q =kju R = a S= es

T = ti U = ju V = vi W =dabelyu X = eks Y =wai Z = zed

The English subjeck
I = saya
You = kamu
We = kami
They = mereka
She = dia ( perempuan )
He = dia (laki-laki )
It = itu ( benda )

Grammer stage

Prounoun to be ful from short from noun
I am I am I’am a student
You are you are you ‘re a student
They are they are they ‘re student
We are we are we ‘re student
She is she is she ‘ s a student
He is he is he ‘s a student
It is it is it ‘s a book
Negative

Short form noun
I am not I ‘ m not I’m not a student
You are you’re not you aren’t a student
She is she’s not she isn’t a student
He is he’s not he isn’t a student
It is it’s not it isn’t a book
We are we’re not we aren’t student
They are they’re not they aren’t student


Time is money
Waktu adalah uang
Availability
Ketersediaan
Is there a book
Car ( singular )
Teacher

Are there any books
Cars ( plural )
Yes there is a book
Car ( singular )
Teacher
Yes there are some books
Cars ( plural )
Teachers
No there isn’t a book
Car ( singular )

Teachers
Teacher
No there aren’t any books
Cars ( plural )
Teachers
*menanyakan tentang ada / tiaanya sesuatu
*singular = jumlahnya satu
* plural = jumlahnya lebih dari satu
* A = sebuah untuk singular
* untuk plural ditambahkan “s” dibelakang kata benda
A Any some
? singular ? plural +plural
+singular -plural
-singular

Nouns=kata benda
1.A digunakan untuk kata benda yang huruf persamaannya huruf konsonan
2.An digunakan untuk kata benda yang persamaanya huruf vocal :A,I,U,,e,o

Experience is the best teacher
Pengalaman adalah guru terbaik



Instruction

Language function
Giving commands
-close the door
-open the book ,please
Expressing prohibition
-don’t come late
-don’t be lazy
Instruction / command =perintah
Instruct =member perintah
Istructor = orang yang member perintah
Prohibition = larangan
Prohibit =melarang
Forbid = melarang
Prohibited = dilarang / terlarang
Foriddent = dilarang / terlarang
-instruction
1.diawali dengan kata kerja ( verb )
2.diakhiri dengan tanda seru ( ! )
-prohobition
1.diawali dengan kata don’t ( do not ) +( verb )
2.diakhiridengan tanda seru ( ! )

cerita lucu

Suicide Blonde Goes To The Hospital!
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor.
"You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

The Policeman's Ball
A woman in a hurry to get her daughter to school on time was pulled over for speeding.

The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry dear! I can get out of this ticket."

The cop approached the car and he asked "Mam do you know why I pulled you over?" With a big smile she replied "Sure you are selling tickets to the policeman's ball."

He then said, "Mam, I am a State Trooper, we don't have balls."

The Boss and The Trainee
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"

No", replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"

"No", replied the Managing Director. "Thats Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

HaHa! I hope you learn from this and that this never happens to you!!